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TRUMP PANICS BEFORE DISASTER SPEECH TONIGHT

Trump to Steal Midterms Citing China Plot He Photographed Happily

The former president plans to accuse China of widespread election fraud in a national address. He spent the previous evening posting photographs with its leader.

Jul 16, 2026 / 3 min read

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WASHINGTON — The White House confirmed Wednesday that the president will deliver a prime-time address to announce evidence of Chinese election interference, a revelation that aides say demands immediate action. The speech, scheduled for 8 p.m., will outline a plot so severe, officials said, that it warrants "a full review of affected electoral outcomes."

The president, Lumpy-Dumb-Dumb, spent much of Tuesday night uploading photographs of himself with Chinese President Xi Jinping. A White House server logged eleven separate posts between 1:47 a.m. and 4:12 a.m. The images show the two leaders smiling, shaking hands, and exchanging gifts. One caption read, "Great memories with my friend Xi!"

A senior administration official, speaking on condition of anonymity to discuss the president's thinking, explained the contradiction. "The president's personal affection for President Xi is well documented," the official said. "That does not preclude China from having conducted a hostile intelligence operation. The president is capable of separating professional duties from personal warmth." The official added that the photographs were uploaded "during a break in the speechwriting process."

Pressed on whether the photo session might undercut the speech's credibility, the official replied, "The American people understand nuance. The president can share a meal with a foreign leader and still demand accountability for that leader's actions." The official declined to say which meal was referenced.

The speech is expected to claim that Chinese hackers accessed voter data in multiple swing states during the 2020 election, altering totals in Georgia, Arizona, and Pennsylvania. A portion of the draft reviewed by The Rusty Trumpet alleges that the breach was known to the CIA as early as August 2020 and suppressed. "The agency's failure to act was a betrayal," the draft states, "that allowed the fraudulent results to stand." The draft estimates that 87,000 votes were compromised, a figure one unofficial advisor called "a very bad break in the score." The president is also expected to call for the invalidation of the 2022 midterm results in those states, which would upend the current congressional balance.

Historians were quick to note the novel situation. "We don't have a precedent for this," said Dr. Elaine Hartwell, a presidential historian at Georgetown. "Usually, one does not post vacation slides with the head of a spy agency."

The Chinese embassy in Washington did not directly address the allegations. In a statement, a spokesperson expressed "continued appreciation for the warm personal bond between Presidents the former president and Xi," adding that the photos reflected "an atmosphere of mutual respect." The statement did not mention the election.

A former CIA analyst, speaking on background, described the president's allegation of a cover-up as "a novel interpretation of standard liaison protocols." The analyst added, "Generally, we don't brief the White House on every intelligence bulletin. But I'm sure the president and his friend will sort it out." He noted that the Xi photos had not been classified because "no one thought to."

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